it's all about your fatitude

I'm going to do the HCG diet.

Why?

Because...

Moses supposes his toeses are roses
I'm scared to

I love sleeping in my bathrobe
Kristie and Neltje are
I like putting lipstick on before bed
Why not?
French is a beautiful language
I can blog about something new
I miss Africa

I've never done a "diet" before
It's 1 a.m. and raining outside
Makes for good memories
I ate tots in bed. And loved it.
My face is pudgy. And that's not all, that's not all...
My deposit for last year's rent came. $218.83 I didn't know I'd be getting. Booyah.

I don't believe that I can do it
I am addicted to hair highlights
An adventure it will be
I think I'm ready to give something up I've held onto for two years too long

To prove to myself that I am in control of my life.

Comments

Adrienne said…
What?!!?? You are NOT fat! Look at me... I am a porkster who just had a baby:) Where are you getting HCG? I know a lot of people that it worked really well for.
May 17, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Cecilly said…
Perhaps not FAT, but chubby & perhaps a wee bit overloaded, oui oui! Point being--you just had a baby. I just had a lack of self-control. Neltje's mom got it from somewhere...something about a black market, shady deal in Mexico... ha ha. Who did it that you know of?
May 17, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Clara said…
Cec, what did you hold onto for two years too long??
ps. you could toss the diet and just go running with meeeeeeeee ;)
je t'aime mon amie
May 17, 2011 at 4:49 PM
Kimberly said…
Do Not I repeat DO NOT do that diet!!!!! it is totally unhealthy, and you will gain everything back and then some when you stop the drops!!!Trust me I did it!!!!!many friends have had the same experience!!!! AND MOST OF ALL YOU ARE BEauTIfuL just the way you are!
May 19, 2011 at 12:07 AM
Anonymous said…
Cec, diet is one thing, HCG=starving yourself. You lose weight fast cuz you're on a 500 calorie diet, aka, starving yourself. I think you're gorgeous but I also know the feeling of wanting to lose some weight, how about asking Sally what she did for Miss Utah :) it worked and was healthy.
May 31, 2011 at 5:11 PM
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